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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Whats funny? Your face.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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