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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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