- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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