Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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I'm Coming

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Obama = ebola

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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