One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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