what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Chuck Norris.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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