Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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