A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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why does the man appear fat he is

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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wenis

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Anti Joke

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