- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A baby seal walks into a club.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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