Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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TRICERATOPS!

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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