What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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