- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

poopy is poopy

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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