A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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