Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What if I told you.....potatoe

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Jovan

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Hej Erik och Leo!!

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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