Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

No your aunties a joke

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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