What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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