- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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