- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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