- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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