- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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