A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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