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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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