- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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