- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

^ That's not even funny ^

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why? Because.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

your so fat. your fat!

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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