Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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