- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Heskey time.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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