Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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