- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A guy walks into a bar

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Poker? I barely even know her.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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