How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Homo say what?

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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