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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

men, men like men= men+bed

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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