- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Women's professional sports

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Nobody cares maddie!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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