A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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