- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Poop...

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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