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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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