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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Where's my baby??

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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