So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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