- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

A cat playing laser tag.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Cancer.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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