- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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