Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Anti Joke

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