how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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