- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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