- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Dwight Howard

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A gay man watches football.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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