- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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