What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

if you don't like this you're gay

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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