When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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