- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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