How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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lol

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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I'm so punny.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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