- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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