Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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