- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What is brown and sticky? A stick

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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