- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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