like most people my age. im 27

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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kennah campion... being nice

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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