What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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A whole 'nother.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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