- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

woman's rights

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

a black man pays his child support

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why? Because.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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