- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

call me maybe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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