How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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dallen loves penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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