- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Two baby seals walk into a club.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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