- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

knock knock who's there? faith

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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