- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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