What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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time to spruce up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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