The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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My peni s

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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