- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Your life

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

why did you poop because you are a poop

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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