Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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