How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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