- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A guy walks into a bar

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