What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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