Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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