- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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