- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

If you have a stroke, call 000

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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