- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What is white and black and red all over.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

justin beiber sucks

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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