- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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