I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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