- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

where do some birds live in? Earth

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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