What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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