- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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