- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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