- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

quantum physics?

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