A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What's up? Your time.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Anti Joke

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