Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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