- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What hurts like hell? HELL

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

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