- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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