- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

call me maybe.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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