Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Womens rights.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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