- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What's funny? Women's rights.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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