- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

it was all Tagart

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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