Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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