What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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DEATH.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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whats 7+4? 74

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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hi

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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