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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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