- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock knock Come in

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Cameron is a r e t a r d

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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