- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Dumbledore dies.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

how do you call someone? use a phone

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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