Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Womens rights

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

cory

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Anti Joke

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