I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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